Hours later, the campsite in front of the gate is covered in feathers with enormous wine bottles littering the area.
While none were seriously injured, A blood trail is seen stretching from Jorns farm all the way down the middle of the gate and into the dirt near the campfire.
Many people lay passed out in the aftermath of what has been called The Biggest Drunken Hin Chicken Cookoff Ever.
Onlookers stare in awe at what exactly happened here at the gate last night.
A loudly snoring man clad in blue armor and a feathered hat is startled to the presence of the on lookers. *
"You want to know what happened here?" The man says while barely pushing himself up onto the bench in a seated position.
"Do I got a story for you....." he makes a slight grin and begins to the tell the tale:
Here begins the tale of two Hins:
Two little hins as happy as ever, come across a giant chicken and make a grand endeavor.
With excited little voices and their spirits very high, they jump upon the chickens back and wonder where to fly.
The chicken takes off running as happy as can be, The hins name it Noodles a fitting name says Ree.
With Terra in the back and Ree in the front, they zoom across the country side performing quite the stunt.
Everything is well and the scene is truely great, up until an evil elf comes in to change its fate.
She stops the mighty chicken by grabbing his neck, the hins shreek in horror causing them to wreck.
The chicken clucks in fright and starts to run away, the little hins chase after him wanting to still play.
he runs around the gate and over the ridge, finally fleeing helplessly across the giant bridge.
With feathers flying off he arrives in front of Jorn, who swiftly pulls a club and swings it with a storm.
Poor giant chicken smashed upon his head, will never run around now that he is dead.
Hearts torn in pieces Ree and Terra cry, wondering at which point it all went awry.
The fist intervenes and thinks in contemplation, trying to keep the peace and improve the situation.
Ree sad with tears takes her chicken back, dragging it across the bridge leaving blood in its track.
With the whole day ruined and fun gone away, the hins try desperately to continue with their play.
They say a little prayer and put Noodles in the fire, roasting him tastefully to fill their tummys desire.
They invite all the people and have a giant party, un-beknowns to them, mutant chicken makes you farty.
They play the word game making funny lines, drinking lots of bottles of very exotic wines.
As the night goes on the party begins the scatter, the chicken makes their tummys hurt causing quite the splatter.
They run in all directions looking for a bush, screaming in agony as the chicken leaves their tush.
Finally it is over and everyone is well, despite the pain and suffering the night went really well.
The little Hins are drunk way beyond belief, they stumble down the bridge happy with relief.
This concludes the tale of the Hins and the chicken, where the people loved the party and the night was a kickin'.
The man smiles and walks off into the distance.
(( OOC, I hope everyone had much fun as i did, Thanks so much for everyone who participated! especially Dm Onyx! *Cheers*! ))
