Dave sits down at a desk inside the Shelf of Many Books, and reads through The Baldurian. "This is bad." He chuckles amusedly. "This is really bad. You forgot to mention Hoarites participating in relief efforts. Whatever happened to proper professional-managerial journalism, and competition propelling one to produce a real art form?"
Molder: Editor of The Tribune
Valiant: Shrewd, sadistic disguise-strategist; retiring
~A new saturday edition rolls off the presses - and as the printing apparatus makes overtime, the paper's editor announces that an EXTRA edition will be printed later this day, revealing even more juicy news and hearsay~