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Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:23 am
by Zanniej
The story so far:
A while ago this already happened in a galaxy close to ours. That galaxy was in grave danger due to a mushroom cloud, made from mushrooms and weaponized flatulance. A whale is fat. Fat burns hot. Hotter than the situation calls for. Evil Wizard Zargothrax smells much like a sugared violet and beer. He brought christmas trees to a cannibal, who shockingly liked the pine smoke for curing "meats". Flavor mattered, also texture. Only the most texturey texture satisfies the beholder. The cannibal was death incarnate. Milonga, the platitudinous platypus, was exposed as the true heir to the throne in the outhouse, where she sang about Summer Sausages. The song went like this:

"My darling, I'm longing
For pickle sandwhiches with chocolate.
Umbrellas upside down,
Full of gypsy tears.

Of water with larks,
That sparks one saying:

Milonga you are,
A silly little fruitcake
And beautiful fruitcake
Deserves to be served
To enemies a la mode"


There suddenly was no free RCRing and saddened, players screamed out loud: "Oh what a gorgeous galumphing gargoyle! What do orcs do to deserve such harsh treatment?" Now, it could be the XP, or the smell. But "Alas!" he snarled at the Duke, of Earl, who was the archbishop of false prophecy.

Elsewhere, far across the bloody sands, camels, baking cookies, were preparing for invasion, armed with unicorns and marshmallows... unicorn shaped marshmallows.. and marshmallow unicorns with laser eyes. Boy, can I have your hand for an hour? I promise I'll graft a new emotion inside you! But only once... And then, wine twice or thrice ... or even more! But less is simply less, therefore you play chess! (( Getting poetic now, eh? ))
Wait, I've lost my marbles, thus cornflake sparkle snot!
Someone get tissues, without issues.
Lard for my ward, who's a bard,
That was baking pulchritudinous persimmon pastries that wafted odious fumes toward a grandiose troll nose. Boy, was it a mighty stench!
My gut clenched! My eyes bugged! My gums bled!
But, nevertheless I ran onward into a head sized hippopotamus. Enraged, it cast elephant's hide and shapechanged into Maecius the care-bear, counter-spelling with finger... a single finger...
I managed to jump on a magic carpet ride to escape Maecius, but it was a futile resistance, as Maecius could devour the universe by simply kissing a left shoe. It's a mystery that smells terrible, but ironically it...
Shake it baby, one more time,
Hit me baby, one more rhyme... was all Zargothrax could do before the Gnomocracy the crystal key stolen back from the dark, damp ducal wine cellar, while she said:
"Yonder minstrel, sing zippity doo dah, zippity... NO! Rather oh, Lord, kumbaya was Zargothrax's father! A devoted man ungoverned by reason walked across the pool of glitter, arms outstretched towards a pink flamingo of fiery disposition. "Grandmama," he said. "Tell me the story again of the pixie's husband, who had a dwarven wife with a half-giant son, toting a club with three charactaristics:
  1. Poise
  2. Thugtitude
  3. Swag
He grimaced downwards
A while ago

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:44 am
by Ghost
... this already happened.

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:20 am
by chad878262
in a galaxy

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:26 am
by Lockonnow
Close to oures

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:23 am
by Zanniej
That galaxy was

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:26 am
by AgentOrange
in grave danger...

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:38 am
by DM Soulcatcher
Due to a...

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:14 am
by Empoweredfan
mushroom cloud, made. . .

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:17 am
by Zanniej
from mushrooms and

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:30 am
by AgentOrange
weaponized flatulence. A...

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:34 am
by Ghost
Whale is fat

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:56 am
by chad878262
fat burns hot

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:01 am
by Never Twice
Hotter than the...

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:21 am
by YourMoveHolyMan
Situation called for

Re: Three word game

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:40 am
by Ravial
Evil Wizard Zargothrax